She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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