Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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