you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I have fence marks all over my body
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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