guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i love accidental penises.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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