Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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