It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
don't judge my taste in strippers
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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