Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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