don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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