I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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