Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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