I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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