Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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