You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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