So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
