Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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