; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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