Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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