i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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