I want to walk on stilts...naked
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Randomize
