She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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