was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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