Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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