I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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