how can u be prego again
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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