the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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