dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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