Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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