How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Randomize
