You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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