You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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