put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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