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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
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