Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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