The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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