He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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