dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
My dick has a subreddit
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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