I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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