I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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