you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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