I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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