it wasn't lemon gatorade
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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