the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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