How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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