I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
"it" just moved
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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