I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
