Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
So apparently I’m into choking now
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