marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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