Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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