We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
