i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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