Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
