38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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