Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
So. Much. Porn.
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