If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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