I look better un-naked...
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Liz is crying about burritos again.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
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