So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
