whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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