Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Drake has all the answers
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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