3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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