Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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