the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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