We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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