When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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